TequilaScience

TequilaScience

onsdag 10 november 2010

Kiss.. and your tonsils will tell

I have this small small problem with my tonsils, they don't really like other people or too much party. There is this correlation of about .97 between swollen tonsils and an even minimal kiss (a confounding variable can however be the party and the alcohol intoxication that is usually associated with kissing some inappropriate people (inappropriate in that sense that my immune system hates them)). Anyway, the last three days I haven't been able to swallow. That is why I have been more or less sober the last three months and will be so the following three months as well, I like food too much.

Anyway to another thing. This morning I woke up totally happy (the first time after USA that I woke up before the alarm went off), until I realised that the tonsils are even worse today and on top of it all I had a stupid fever. I also looked out and cursed myself that I still didn't go an buy those rubber boots that have been on my checklist every autumn and spring for the last three years. Anyway, I decided to go to work to try to kill my cells (and thus let my steam out).. that walking part wasn't too easy, it was easier to swim. When I finally got to work my shoes were soaked. After giving my cells a heat shock, both the ones that my feet consist of and those that I work with I had to go to my psychology lecture. When a bus came and decided that I was way too dry I got a great idea. That was when I decided to move to a country where they have never even heard of snow, even better if they don't even have a word for snow in their language. After receiving a messege I decided that I wouldn't mind if they had arranged marriage in this country either, so that I would get rid of all romantic problems (even better if they also lack a word for that).

After texting that, and some more details about that specific country, to my friend I finally felt happy again. Thank good for people that allows me to let my steam out.

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